Heroes!!!!!!!!!
Hihi!^^[M.S.G.]stands for MMORPGs,Sarcasm,&Graft(Corruption),NOT Monosodium glutamate!I short-formed it cos no space!><|||so it's still [Corruption,MMORPGs,and Sarcasm] but shorter!(^_^)Btw,welcome to Joshua Jonathan Low a.k.a. Abebil 's blog that is NOT ashamed/shy to reveal the truth about certain things in malaysia & it's culture(im not touchin on sensitive issues lyk religion)+ silly celebrities of the world & expect some reviews on MMORPGs,music,& movies every now & then.
No... im not OJ Simpson.It's about kindness.Last week i met Kanesh (may intake accounting) on the way to college thru LRT(he takes from Kelana to Wangsa too).We sat down on opposite sides,just far enough to prevent us from talking.
LoL... On the way back to home thru LRT wangsa maju,i paid a visit to the men's,while using 1 of the stations,i noticed a man,50++ standing there and somehow i knew that he wasn't letting loose,then i turned my head to confirm my doubt & holy cow! He just bought the new Colgate Massager!! GOSH,that's my 1st thought in my head,then this quickly transformed to anger/embarassment/wonder. Who on earth in the right mind will "play" in public,at least do it in a cubicle or something...LoL.Furthermore,he has this typa gangster/bad ppl face.I guess that compliments his acts.He kept looking around(maybe finding some1 to join his venture)... then suddenly a female janitor came in,he took note,& he quickly finished his performance & zipped his pants & dashed straight out.[Never wash hands leh!D-I-R-T-Y!! ><] All together now... 1,2,3 "YUCK!!!" And this not my 1st encounter with him btw,i have seen him do it previously.
Knight kills mother dragon, baby dragon files lawsuit against Knight,Knight locates princess thru GPS & google earth (much earlier).Knight falls for princess,get pre-nuptial,share assets,adopts african baby boy,court order over breach of adoption terms & conditions,divorce,live happily ever after with 50/50 of $$$.Knight suffers damages from mother dragon,claim insurance.
Labels: Fairy Tales in the 21st century
-Once u pop,u can't stop(Pringles),
u speak to ang moh:"Hell-O and vel-COME to Malaysia,u sewer like ur stay here one... here u can eat all veli veli spesel food ah,got chah kuey diu,nasi lemak,and loti canai,just like d ppl,all veli harmonious."
Here's the exact copy of my book review that won me the 4th place in the competition.

"Artery-clogging satisfaction guaranteed or double ur money back!"

U noe u r fat when...

The hollywood 101 academy for aspiring directors & producers:
Yesterday me+mum+dad went to a lattern festival in Bukit Jalil Stadium,RM1.5 for parking,RM5 for entrance,children below the age 5 free(I tried,but I couldn't qualify! -_-lll)It's basically a fest of all things made by lattern lights+plastic papers & stuff.Nvm,let the pictures do the talking instead. :)






























Recently Malaysia has won several guinness world records for:
Check out this cool site that offers a handsome selection of trance tracks!!!!!just click "code" & add it to ur site/blog.
Oh shit!!! Paris Hilton singing?!?!?!?!?She's gonna release an album claiming to contain jazz,pop,& junk.Her 1st single,Stars are blind,can be heard on http://www.parishilton.com/& just 1 listen confirmed my worst fears,She's can't bloody sing!!! OH gawd,stop polluting the airwaves & my iPod.Here's a suggestion Ms.Hilton,u are wwwaaayyyy better @ shopping,modelling(i doubt it),making "movies",& cat-fighting with Nicole Richie.


Pangya is a online golf game where u can tee off with other golfers to basically have tons of fun.It's known as Albatross18 in it's global server.It's graphic is beautiful & extremely cute,everything's cute: it's characters,the enviroment,everything! So judging from it's main characters(a 14 yr old boy named Leorio,& also 14 yr old gal named fiama),it's main targeted at young teens to get them into knowing what on earth is golf... Speaking of learning how to golf,u begin by choosing a character & straight to it's very useful(but optional) tutorial where it will teach u everything about pangya.It's (Pangya's) learning curve is pretty linear & user friendly cos everything is almost given to u... no strategic thinking or anything that requires normal brain power.Btw, real-life golf ISN'T as simple as this(yes,i tried it in my younger yrs)




lol... this site is dedicated to shrinking EVERYTHING!!!! yes,i tried it out for myself.Click http://tinyurl.com/zy3um :) Plus it promises to shrink those fats around your body...thighs,hips,underarms,buttocks.U name it,they shrink it! LOLx
Now is approx. 1hr,2mins,3seconds, on the 4th of May(05) 2006(06)!!!!!!!!!! wow... tis is a once in a lifetime opportunity(unless u r over 100 now!! XD) Tis is the best time to pray for ur wishes to come true and bless ur family and friends to always be around when u need them to."Yawn"... im so tired now... i just wanna go to bed and sleejkfl;dsivgnPmjmpd\=msv/vnmpaDi-d1294=ur=2(this is wat happens when ur head is on the keyboard+plently of drools)
One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.
http://www.winterrowd.com/maze/ Warning:Playing this game will cause the following:

LoL... recently Miso(read it back-to-front to reveal the company's name) released a new body shaping/toning machine called iGallop,which supposed to simulate the joys of riding a horse while shaping ur body to a hour glass.How it works is that the centre yellow cushion moves back and forth while u hold the handle,mayb wear a cowboy hat(sold separately),watch a wils west movie,& yell "YEEEEEHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!''... They are clearly running out ideas to produce new fitness equipments.Just take a look @ the china ad on it's product>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDZnvkqClmA.It's looks like a self enjoyment toy(wink wink) than a exercise machine.They might as well introduce the all-new Mechanical Bull 3000!It helps twist back sprained bones,break your spine,cause giddiness and best of all.......... It makes you lose tons & tons of calories just by hanging on to a violently-shaking piece of metal!!!
This time around im talking about ridiculously fast drivers in malaysia,typically young chinese males that have studied in art class in secondary school,appearance=thin(unhealthly),dye hair(optional)in whatever colour,piercings also optional,basically the look u can ALWAYS see in cybercafes.Where do they learn to drive like there's no tomorrow?From anime InitialD,just take a look @ arcades anywhere in malaysia(legal or otherwise),all the racing machines are without a slightest doubt full of these youngsters feeding a machine with their hard-earned money just to simulate real life driving thinking that they won't get even a scratch if they crash... Life is clearly NOT A GAME!In a game,if u lose,press restart............. in life,where got such button??? Anyway these ppl who play these racing games are often surrounded by their frens or other ppl watching the "action" taking place & sometimes cheering for their excellent control of a plastic steering wheel,this makes the game player feel like they are gaining popularity from them & might feel respected as someone who can drift/race efficently.If they dun get themselves killed,think about the other ppl that might get injured or even killed just because of your passion of drivng freaking fast.Sigh.......kids these days,they never learn! Other than that,these are also the very ppl who often visit car modification shops & "pimp" their car until they have the compulsory-excessive-car-accessories:
1)When addressing a person in english,u say Mr.Low or Mr.Joshua Low........BUT NEVER Mr.Joshua.......dun ask me y cos tis is the rules of the english language,im pointing tis out cos i notice that almost all the time working ppl use Mr.Joshua instead of Mr.Low or Mr.Joshua Low.


Recently DiGi(TM) & Nokia(TM) collaborated to produce a revolutionary dual-platform Symbian Mobile Massively Multiplayer Online Game (3MOG)[now try saying that 3 times in a row non-stop!^^] that allows gamers to play simultaneously with tens of thousands of others using either their Nokia Series 60 and Nokia N-Series gamedeck or their PC. It's the "u-can-play-using-ur-pc-&-ur-cellphone" part that got my adrenaline pumping enuf for me to go aaallllll the way to sunway pyramid to register,wait for 15mins to get the software DL-ed to my RS-MMC,& redeem some cheap free gifts,& i can tell u it ISN'T WORTH IT.
below is SS for pc.Now,back to the topic,hinterwars is about 4 races(humans,firans,taikuus,& brucians)being invaded by Aterian(watever that is) & it's up the these ppl to save the day,which is EXTREMELY cliched nowadays.The graphics is mediocre 2D art,taking into consideration of the limited colours on cellphones.The gameplay in Hinter is turn-based,which i think is absolutely tedious in the sense that normal battle takes at least 10mins to complete!e.g. when u go to a battle map,u hav to walk quite a number of steps to "meet" ur opponent(normally a monster),& when the 2 of u are close enuf,the battle starts(for melee,range i dunno),u hit it once,then the monster hit u,repeat until one dies(normally it's u),they always seem to deal more dmg >.<,the sound on both pc & cellphone is pretty decent,now on the fees side,the charges are RM10/month(it's free for 1month if u register b4 30th of april),& 10cents/10kb,tis equals it being bloody expensive!Yes,i tried it,once install liao then i play for 30mins+-,then check my balance..........."waiting".......................OMFG!!! my bal now RM21.05 onli!!!!!!!!! b4 i play still got RM50++ leh.......die....... dun wan to play liao,reformat RS-MMC. other than the formentioned
cons of hinter,the loading times take ages to do so...at least45sec leh!but one thing is that they show some nice concept arts while it's loading(^_^) All in all,hinterwars is just a hint/stepping stone of wat's to come for dual-platfrom online games. Not recommended if u r tight on budget.SS for phone>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
Hi!(^_^) Im Joshua Jonathan Low & tis is my 1st blog(I noe im slow to begin one >.<) Ok,lemme start my 1st blog that i think would generate some controversy.Did u realise/know that most Malaysian Chinese youths nowadays have christian names(CN) but ARE NOT in the Identity Cards(IC)? I bet 90% out of 100% are made up by themselves when they are in their late childhood,teenage years,and/or parents calling them with this new name out of the blue. Reason? Because they think (IMHO) that with CN,it would be easier for other people to remember their names & it might be useful during job interviews later in life instead of remembering their long/complex chinese names.Im a chinese,but my name was given AT BIRTH.hah!evidence? just take a look @ the chinese version idol-style talent reality tv show:Jue tui Superstar,almost all of them have a christian name! Btw,there's tis female contestant who has christian name called..........KINKI!Lolx,i can almost be sure that she doesn't know what the real word actually means!^^ Hence,i can conclude (IMHO again) that with christian name=easier to remember=unforseen success in life.