THE REASON WHY SINGAPOREAN GIRLS CAN'T WIN MISS UNIVERSE.

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.
It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions: MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L" Miss USA: Lamp Miss Malaysia: Light bulb Miss Singapore: LADIO Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L" MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lion Miss Malaysia: Leopard Miss Singapore: LABBIT Judge: No, no, no! MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L" Miss USA: Lexus Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini Miss Singapore: Lolls- Loyce Judge: Oh my God! MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lemon Miss Malaysia: Lychee Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!! This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance. Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lung (applause) Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU!! The Judges fainted..!!!

LOL.

Strictly not for the faint-hearted.

http://www.winterrowd.com/maze/ Warning:Playing this game will cause the following:
1)High blood pressure,
2)Palpitations,
3)Random screaming,
4)Claustrophobia,
5)Muscle aches,
6)Stomach pains,
7)More random screamings,
8)Stress,
9)Schizophrenia,
10)Nausea,
11)Hallucinations,
12)Bursts of laughter.

The all-new Mechanical Bull 3000!

LoL... recently Miso(read it back-to-front to reveal the company's name) released a new body shaping/toning machine called iGallop,which supposed to simulate the joys of riding a horse while shaping ur body to a hour glass.How it works is that the centre yellow cushion moves back and forth while u hold the handle,mayb wear a cowboy hat(sold separately),watch a wils west movie,& yell "YEEEEEHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!''... They are clearly running out ideas to produce new fitness equipments.Just take a look @ the china ad on it's product>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDZnvkqClmA.It's looks like a self enjoyment toy(wink wink) than a exercise machine.They might as well introduce the all-new Mechanical Bull 3000!It helps twist back sprained bones,break your spine,cause giddiness and best of all.......... It makes you lose tons & tons of calories just by hanging on to a violently-shaking piece of metal!!!

Life on the FARCE lane...

This time around im talking about ridiculously fast drivers in malaysia,typically young chinese males that have studied in art class in secondary school,appearance=thin(unhealthly),dye hair(optional)in whatever colour,piercings also optional,basically the look u can ALWAYS see in cybercafes.Where do they learn to drive like there's no tomorrow?From anime InitialD,just take a look @ arcades anywhere in malaysia(legal or otherwise),all the racing machines are without a slightest doubt full of these youngsters feeding a machine with their hard-earned money just to simulate real life driving thinking that they won't get even a scratch if they crash... Life is clearly NOT A GAME!In a game,if u lose,press restart............. in life,where got such button??? Anyway these ppl who play these racing games are often surrounded by their frens or other ppl watching the "action" taking place & sometimes cheering for their excellent control of a plastic steering wheel,this makes the game player feel like they are gaining popularity from them & might feel respected as someone who can drift/race efficently.If they dun get themselves killed,think about the other ppl that might get injured or even killed just because of your passion of drivng freaking fast.Sigh.......kids these days,they never learn! Other than that,these are also the very ppl who often visit car modification shops & "pimp" their car until they have the compulsory-excessive-car-accessories:
1)A bloody big "cloth-hanger" on the back of the car,
2)A equally ridiculously big exhaust that emits unfiltered gas & noise that easily reaches 4million decibels.(bcos they removed the gas filter,that what's creates the noise),
3)somemore to come...

A few things Malaysians should know...

1)When addressing a person in english,u say Mr.Low or Mr.Joshua Low........BUT NEVER Mr.Joshua.......dun ask me y cos tis is the rules of the english language,im pointing tis out cos i notice that almost all the time working ppl use Mr.Joshua instead of Mr.Low or Mr.Joshua Low.
So whoever is reading tis now plz bear tis in mind(^_^)

2)The main Chinese Language is MANDARIN.......Not cantonese as is it a dialect,merely(mayb) another form evolved from mandarin,tis is to debunk the common misconception of it. I think that there are too many cantonese tv shows from Hong Kong(read:TVB) that are being aired on Malaysian TV & mandarin shows should be increased to prevent any misconceptions of any sort.

3)The next time u refer Pampers as what all babies wear,try to say diapers instead bcos that is the correct word for it,not Pampers as it is just a famous brand name.Same applies to Maggi mee(Instant noodles),Tupperware(Container/Plastic Container),& Ajinomoto(MSG or Monosodium Glutamate...yes,IT IS WORTH REMEMBERING THE WHOLE TEXT),u can send a text message but NOT a SMS!bcos SMS=Short Message Service,logically it is impossible for someone to send a service.And hav u realised that when u say"Plz come back again" the "again" sod not b inserted cos u already have said "come back".

The terms above are politically correct,im trying my best to help create a revolution/change in the way malaysians speak a language they use on a daily basis,so that we will eliminate the use of "lah","leh","got meh",''aiya","ohya ho" and so on. :)

Madagascar 2?????

GAWD NO....... another Madagascar???In 2005 DreamWorks Animation produced an animation about New York zoo animals being sent to Madagascar & discovering their roots.Click http://www.madagascar-themovie.com/main.php for more info....reviews were (said by imdb.com) as "more fun than a barrel of monkeys".Life moves on...... then in 2006,Walt Disney fired back with their own version of Madagascar by naming it "The Wild" http://adisney.go.com/disneypictures/thewild/ (just take the name Madagascar & turn it upside down!(^_^)) Just how similar are the two? Check tis out:
1)Both are New York zoo animals,
2)Both embark on some adventure outside their comfort zone & find/rescue their friend,
3)Both are in decent/rather good CGI Animation,&
4)There at least 2 animals that are the same(the lion & the giraffe).
Maybe there are tons of other similarities... i dunno :)